May 2013
thediagonallie:
when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would...
World's Deepest Swimming Pool
nerdycouture:
3492th-pie:
IT’S THE WATER TEMPLE.
WELP, TIME TO PUT ON MY WATER TUNIC AND METAL BOOTS
yumiishiyama:
yumiishiyama:
yumiishiyama:
yumiishiyama:
My mom didn’t tell me we were having people over so I took my laptop and locked myself in the bathroom
UPDATE: THERE ARE PEOPLE COMING UPSTAIRS CALLING MY NAME I CAN HEAR THEM OUTSIDE THE DOOR I KNOW THEY JUST WENT IN MY ROOM
UPDATE: THEY HEARD ME TYPIGN AND THEY’RE OUTSIFE THE BATHROOM ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
THEY’RE...
themanticore42:
albionoutcast:
marypopandlockins:
there is no way to say “have a nice life” without sounding like a sarcastic prick and this really bothers me
whoa there satan
